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Sunday, May 19
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whittenorr:

i just got really fucked up thinking about clouds

  • weigh as much as an elephant or a 747 or more but still float
  • literally full of electricity much like your standard vibrator
  • pisses rain all over us ungrateful bastards
  • make cool shapes like rabbits or dongs
  • they dont give a fuck where they go they just go to trash shit

props clouds, you’re metal as hell

omg


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Thursday, May 16
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thebluthcompany:

lesserjoke:

Meet the Beardlsey family, who decided to dress up as Tobias Fünke from Arrested Development this past Halloween. Yes — all of them. Mother Autumn (Mrs. Featherbottom) explains:

A lot of people have asked how we got our kids to do it. I don’t really know why they do it, they just do. Like I said, the show is part of our family, and has taught us that family is the most important thing (unless of course you mean of the things we eat, in which case it’s breakfast).

More pictures at the link!

http://autumnandbarrett.blogspot.com/2012/11/getting-funke-on-halloween.html

BEST.FAMILY.EVER


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  • me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on

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spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

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asphyxion:

i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing


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obeseblackguy:

Ansley if u can see this it made me think of you ok

obeseblackguy:

Ansley if u can see this it made me think of you ok

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